HORUS
Horus hovers over the horizon
A great circle touching a great tangent
Repeated infinitely
Into the vast realm of eternity
The comforting certainty in Horus
Counting the hours
Ascending and descending daily
The father of the ancestors and descending ancestors
Through the ages
Controller of the Nileand the seasons
The father of society
Horus, the cultural orb
But now we see Horus as a dinosaurus
A relic of simple times
Not relevant to our world of inconceivable complexity
A world of pyramids and geometric certainty
Has now transformed
Into a cascading conbobulation
Of confusion and chaos
Multiplying by fractals
In an infinite succession
Of smaller and bigger worlds
In a universe expanding and accelerating
Possibilities proliferate
Subtle minds are now sophisticate
But the God of Horus eludes yet
Were there unseen dimensions to ancient wisdom?
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU HAVING A CONNIPTION?
Excuse me, are you having a conniption?
Or is that your normal condition?
I'm sure this was not part of the intention
At your original connubial conception
For the world is too fine a place
to encourage this sort of silly disgrace
Excuse me, are you having a conniption?
Are you really going to have kittens?
Connie Cameron had her conniption in the kitchen!
If it wasn't for the commotion I'd have thought it was fiction.
A conniption is generally a waste of energy
even for the most prodigious prodigy
It requires a good and consistent constitution
The only condition it is good for is constipation!
Conniptions are good if they are friendly and civil
Too often though they are based on pure drivel
and knock your emotional equilibrium off the level
Excuse me, are you having a conniption?
Or is there some concotion in my connection?
Telecommunication today has gone a long way
and a conjuration of conniption could last all day.
If you are having a contagious conniption
well keep it to yourself
I am afriad I have left my combat kit
high up on the shelf.
A CRESCENDO OF CONBOBULATING CATENATIONS
A convergence of collisions
caused a conglomeration of catastrophic conbobulations
leading to a crescendo of cascading concatenations
in a turmoil of tumult and detonations
spraying tremendous energy in a succession of shimmering rainbows
spreading to infinity
with a nebulous and luminous radiance
stretching to eternity
and oblivion.